If the next few years go as well as I hope they do, I might start campaigning for our new president’s reelection. I even have my platform slogan ready to go. It’s the answer to the question, “How can this country continue to survive?”

We have to keep a Biden.

Can’t you just see it in blue bubble letters on posterboard? It’s got the rhythm of a chant built already in, and the shtick is accessible even by those on whom nuance is easily lost. Who’s with me? #keepabiden2024