…showing your child how to shake and spray the fabric-cleaning foam onto the floor cushion pillow you hauled up a flight of stairs from the basement where another child had somehow flung melted popsicle all over it earlier in the day and watching her rub the foam into the spots with her hand for a full minute while wondering whether she was doing this by choice to enjoy the sensory experience or if she somehow hadn’t recognized that the can was shaped as a scrubber with stiff bristles around the hole where the foam was ejected expressly for this purpose.

It’s so nice to have help around the house, isn’t it?