I’m currently running a series of social experiments. The first is called “Bowl of Grapes on the Counter (BoGoC)”.

They’re sitting in the center of the kitchen island directly in line of sight of all five of us during mealtimes. At the point when Fig. 1 (above) was recorded, the bowl had been in position and untouched for three days. Basically I’m just going to leave them there and see what happens.
Hypothesis: In about two weeks, I’ll be raisin hell.