Some kids play with dolls. Others ignore the thousand toys we have because who needs action figures when you have groceries?

(Goldfish were on sale, in case you couldn’t tell. And the princess goldfish bag was the princess, as one might imagine, though I’m still trying to figure out why the pizza-flavored goldfish bags were the servants. Thankfully, they seemed to be treated exceptionally well by the royal family, even the royal dog who, naturally, was called Cupcake.)